silkandlace · 46-50, M
That's me, right now! Not the Kermit-thing, but, yeah

SW-User
are you attending church in a black robe? lol

SW-User
Whatever keeps these legs warm 😤

SW-User
I once stood up during church and said
"this shit is boring. Somebody play gay Porn".
Everyone hated me afterwards. Not like I gave a shit though lmao
"this shit is boring. Somebody play gay Porn".
Everyone hated me afterwards. Not like I gave a shit though lmao

SW-User
That's actually very insulting.

SW-User
Yeah, I know. Why'd you think I said it?
Lmao
Lmao