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My real photo, of my real face ... what do you think of me??!

Poll - Total Votes: 4
You're divine my dahhhling..!!!
Hmmm ... not bad for 683 years old..!!
Well, you're not too bad I guess ...
Bloody hell - put a paper bag over it ffs!!
OMG!!! AAAaaaaarrrrggghhh!!!!! HELP!! MUMMY!!!
Would you like a jelly baby??
I seem to have misplaced my reading glasses ....!
Hello? Is that the police?? HELP!!!
Hey look! It's Evil Elspeth!!! Get some stones, let her have it!!
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[big]Seriously - now I've finally decided to come clean and tell the SW world my real name!馃槄[/big]
But I thought, "What use is that without my face??"馃
So here it is - [b]my first REAL selfie[/b] - just for you 'orrible lot..!!馃槆


Well..? Do I look good for my age???馃槼

At school they used to call me names ... [b][i]Evil Elspeth[/i][/b] was the most common - when they weren't running away, screaming for their mummies!!馃槒

Judge me! I [b]know[/b] you want to!!馃槇
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nevergiveupM
i would worry a bit about you giving me a Blow job with those teeth lol
NettleF
LOL!!馃槣

I'm perfectly safe - honestly!馃構
You can trust me with your delicate sausage - I'm a vegetarian, so unless you've hidden a cucumber in your slacks, you should be perfectly safe! 馃槒

Look at my pure and innocent face ... you KNOW you can trust me ...!!馃槆
nevergiveupM
i think i would do anal it may be safer unless you have teeth there to lol
NettleF
馃槇馃槇馃槇 Oh yes ... I'm perfectly safe there ... 馃槆馃槖馃榿 ... no teeth whatsoever...!!馃槒馃槒馃槒

Hehehehehehehehe...!!馃槣
nevergiveupM
@elspeth: you would be my 1st then
NettleF
@nevergiveup: 馃槇 And your last, dear boy ... and your last..!!馃槆
Lol!!馃槤
nevergiveupM
@elspeth: yes but what a way to go