You and I are getting married now. Money is no object. What's the wedding like?

@Prettybrat Beat me to it

@Prettybrat Is it because of -that thing- I did that irreparably cracked the foundation of your trust in me?

You're not still mad about that, are you?

@KingofPizza2 they prefer to be called escorts above a certain price point, bro.

@YourBuddyRandall My bad, bro... I thought they wouldn't want to be associated with the Ford Escort.

@KingofPizza2 oh. Man. Solid call, bro. I'll valiantly make the case for "hooker" on your behalf. I gotchu

@SW-User I look hot as fuck in beige. Let's do it

@YourBuddyRandall 😂😂 yay were married now

@YourBuddyRandall Have you chosen which song we should walk down the aisle to?

@ahiyaa No. It took a lot of energy to settle on baige =/

@YourBuddyRandall Lol ;)

@Syktur so simple, yet such depth of possibility!

I want gargoyles.

@TheCensoredBrot Well, I catch on pretty quick to deception. So I won't be there either.

Poor, lonely officiant. =/

We have to stop treating each other like this,It's tearing lives apart.