What would you do?

Uhhhh nope- you crazy?
I’d be all up in her sh*t!
“where the F you been?”
Not that she would do that but ...
what are you thinkin??
Have some respect for yourself...

No offense but 🤷🏼‍♂️😣... cmon !

I'd offer him a wonderful cup of excellent coffee. I would be totally interested in where he's been.

What's their work schedule? Do they travel for work reasons?

If I were worried and had a suspicious inkling, I'd track his phone that night and not wait till the next morning. Just cause if his normal work schedule never has him out late then he could be in a ditch, hurt or dying -my guess is gps track his phone and I will feel better knowing where he is and calling him if he's ok or his car broke down.

Ummm he wouldn't be my SO unless he has a good excuse with proof

Turn on your love towards him and let him know that you want and desire him and miss him when he is gone nights.
You'll get him back quickly..

My mind tells me that I don't own them. But I'm also petty as hell and would harass them until they told me.

Id ask them if they slept at a McDonalds then laugh to myself because its an inside joke. lol

Ummm, I would ask where they were and what they were doing? Nothing over the top would come from a concerned point of view....what do you think they were doing?

Ask him where he'd been as he walked in the door.

Let him say

That's a story, ....