How do you remove skunk spray from your clothes and bike?

Fire

Try this:

http://www.aaanimalcontrol.com/skunksmellremovalrid.htm

or buy one of the many products out there, someone I know said the tomato juice did not work for him.

I would use a degreaser. Add some to your laundry and wash your bike down with it.

pee on it... wait is that jellyfish? meh gotta start somewhere.

How'd you get it on you to begin with?

Throw it all away

So i heard

Wash in tomato juice

Hydrogen peroxide and backing soda works best. Get the hydrogen peroxide that is sold as a green bleaching agent in the laundry or natural products isle.