What if you get really sick and doctor says that you are allergic to humans. What would you do ?

I'd say with the most serious face in the world: "Can you see me laughing? .. Now please tell what my REAL diagnosis is or I'll go for a second opinion with another doctor." That would be a lot of crap I wouldn't take from any doctor, that's what.

nice nice nice all more better reason for my family too let me move out!!

I wouldn’t really need to change a whole lot honestly

I finally have proof that I'm not human so celebrate

finally a legit reason to work from home all the time

I'll pop some antihistamines

I'd be very happy! Lol

I would celebrate