I Don't Want Kids

I really dislike children who aren't related to me. I have nine nieces and nephews whom I love, and actually like, too. They're good kids, well behaved and well mannered. And except for the babies, they can all carry on a decent conversation. But, other people's kids? Dirty, sniveling, running around, not paying attention, bumping into you, no manners. Why do you bring human beings into the world if you're not going to teach and socialize them properly? Gaaaah, no thanks.