I Don't Want Kids
I've heard a lot of people say: "Kids are a God blessing". Oh they are? Let's analyze that shall we: Well first off, I've heard pregnancy is a real b*tch, but that's only just the beginning. You see kids are always screaming, crying, keeping you up all night in the process. Kids are some of the most obnoxious things on the planet. Not to mention they're always p*ssing and sh*tting everywhere, and you're the one who gets to clean it, and if it's not that, then you're always wiping all the mucus, and drool hanging off their faces. Kids are also rather expensive. From diapers, to schooling, kids are an expensive investment. All your beer money, ya that's now getting spent on your kid. Basically, you have to throw your life away, to raise a child, and for what?
So tell me, how exactly are kids a God blessing? From what I've seeing, they're little demons sent straight from the depths of hell itself. I really don't see much of a benefit to having them. But apparently a lot others do, of course those same people always complain about what a burden it is to raise children, so I really don't know what they're seeing in having kids, perhaps they're all just accidents.
Kids are a huge pain in the as*, and that's why I don't want them. My mother often tells me: "One day, you will want kids". Okay mom, you just keep thinking that. Even if you are right, (which I doubt you are), having kids would require me to get laid, (that's the one perk of being unattractive). So no mom, no grandchildren are coming from me. But don't worry, you got 3 other sons to do that.
So tell me, how exactly are kids a God blessing? From what I've seeing, they're little demons sent straight from the depths of hell itself. I really don't see much of a benefit to having them. But apparently a lot others do, of course those same people always complain about what a burden it is to raise children, so I really don't know what they're seeing in having kids, perhaps they're all just accidents.
Kids are a huge pain in the as*, and that's why I don't want them. My mother often tells me: "One day, you will want kids". Okay mom, you just keep thinking that. Even if you are right, (which I doubt you are), having kids would require me to get laid, (that's the one perk of being unattractive). So no mom, no grandchildren are coming from me. But don't worry, you got 3 other sons to do that.