The ugly stick broke when it hit me with powerful force.
I always joke about how I fell out of the ugly nest on the highest branch of the ugly tree. On the way down I hit every branch big and small and when I hit the ground someone ran over with the ugly stick and started beating me with it to make sure I couldn't resurrect.
There's a very good reason why I rarely walk around without at least part of my face covered.
There's a very good reason why I rarely walk around without at least part of my face covered.