What's the biggest surprise you've ever had?

my dreams.. they are surprising

10 and a half inches

When I was informed that I was going to a father, for the second and third time. I just didn't see it coming. But that was a hundred years ago.😜

That my oldest was blue coming out .
It seems like yesterday even though he is 30 years old now.

that some assholes actually send you gifts since your just a robot

When you kill a robot, it bleeds oil!

tartan undies

Cheating 😪😪