you wake up and you're married to a squirrel.

A good reason NOT to go to Los Vegas

Oh nuts! Not again.

Annulment.

Im going to have little nut bandits?! Omg thats koool beans

stay. i am responsible for my drunken actions. lol

Damn!! That was one wild night.

This is nuts

Go crazy and dig up the lawn! at least that's what the locals 🐿 do in my yard!

Time to find a nice flight of stairs.. hope it's a flying squirrel 😏

Well I can't possibly be responsible for her being pregnant. Obviously it's not mine

Is the squirrel good in bed?

nope not into beastiality

I'm not even going to answer this.

Chop it's head off and hire Johnny Cochran.

that's a rhetorical question, right? ;)

Divorce, because it must be a scam

Divorce. It can't be mine.

I'd eat it

Only a nut would remain with a squirrel...what ? 😜

once you go nuts you never go back..