Is Your A$$ always covered ?

nope

Of course when I am out of the house

Jeff Foxworthy (maybe) said, "If your ass is always covered, YOU might be a POLITICIAN."

🤔😟🤨 yep most of the time

Not always

It’s where I keep my box cutter, in the pocket that covers my arse, as in to protect myself because I’m currently living in a dodgy area, and I need the box cutter for work too as a tool of course.

Not when I'm using the bathroom

No