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I would like to start a new conspiracy theory [I Got Something To Say]

Do you know why you can't believe it's not butter?
Because IT IS BUTTER!!!
They're lying to all of us!


Frank52 · 70-79, M
If it wasn't for people like you here on SW I would be the most ignorant person in the world. I know posting something like this puts you in danger of being targeted by....well you know, so thank you for putting your own safety on the line to share this. I'll spread it.
EuphoricTurtle · 41-45, M
@Frank52
Don't worry, they'll never catch me!

texasdaddydom · 51-55, M
makes more sense than some conspiracy theories out there
then factor in they would be selling real butter at margin prices, who would benefit besides the consumer and we all know the consumer never wins.
EuphoricTurtle · 41-45, M
@texasdaddydom If it makes too much sense then it's not a good conspiracy.
CheshireCatalyst · 36-40, M
I also heard that Omega-3 is a mind control drug. The government gets all the Omega-2, and only the Illuminati are allowed Omega-1.
EuphoricTurtle · 41-45, M
@CheshireCatalyst Doesn't Omega-1 come from babies and hence why the Illuminati drink the blood of aborted fetuses?
CheshireCatalyst · 36-40, M
@EuphoricTurtle Well yes of course but I thought everyone already knew that. This is the advanced class.
EuphoricTurtle · 41-45, M
luctoretemergo · 61-69, M
I hate those Russians.....I know they're behind this!!!!!
Tastes great - less filling...I'm still not over that one!.....
EuphoricTurtle · 41-45, M
@luctoretemergo Putin is buffalo bill and pretty soon he'll be telling us "it puts the butter in the basket or it gets the hose again"

Fired · 22-25, M
And clover advertises as butter but it is actually margarine
EuphoricTurtle · 41-45, M
@Fired
Do we even know what butter is?...does butter even EXIST?
Those bastards!
EuphoricTurtle · 41-45, M
SW-User
EuphoricTurtle · 41-45, M
@SW-User This isn't funny, this is serious stuff!!!

 
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