I Love Dirty, Rude and Offensive Jokes
Two guys are walking down the street and see a dog licking himself. One guy turns to the other and says "I wish I could do that". The other guy replies "Maybe you should see if you can pet him first".
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Groofydorkgerdo · 56-60, M
The way I heard it was "make sure he don't bite first."
IlovePeaches · 22-25, F
i love it
SummerDream · 31-35, F
OMG
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