I was an idiot.
In the 90s before I had dated my wife I was trying hard to get her attention. I was too afraid to approach her so I tried other ways to get her to notice me. One of the ways was with the motorcycle I used to have. I saw her walking and thought it would be a great idea to ride around, make a lot of noise and show off. No matter what I did she never did look my way. She probably thought I was an idiot. I admit to being an idiot.