What does Scottish and Irish, welsh mean on ancestry test results?

It means you'll drink yourself to death on potato vodka and dreams of independence while being sexually attracted to sheep.

*nails every offensive stereotype like a pro*

You have celtic blood.

It means we are likely DNA cousins! :-)

You are a mongrel

Probably means at some point in the history of your DNA somebody from your lineage met and mated with somebody from one of those countries and produced offspring.

Your ancestors kept it in the neighbourhood

Your a Celt yeah baby best race on earth

British...... You have my sympathies.😉

Means you talk funny

Means you are beautiful

Incest?

Pretty self explanatory. It means that you have DNA common to the people in those areas so likely your ancestors were from those areas at some point.