My day so far to the music of the sexy dance scene in the film what we do in the shadows

5:00am clean the flat
5:45am put the washing on
6:15am cook the breakfast
7:00am wake the kids to eat, take vitamins and wash.
9:00am do my sons hair and help my daughter pick which outfit is cute, get shouted at because i picked wrong and then console her because she thinks she is fat and she is most definatly not. Eventually picking the right outfit which was the first one she picked and were now moving on.
10:00am get a quick 30second shower which was interupted by my son using the toilet to have the biggest shit known to man, i got out quick dried got dressed and pop on a mask.
10:30am put on the kids masks and go down to the karate place as my son is into karate now, i find out the price and say hell no so i send the kids to look around and i start flirting with the instructor...i get 2 weeks free just about enough time to get it out of my sons system and then he wont want to go back.
11:15am im now cooking my breakfast and while both kids have dissapeard to their rooms on their phones and games. I wont see or hear them now till they want more food. 😑