I Want To Share 9 Truths And A Lie
1) I'm 4'6" or 1.37m.
2) I'm 214lb or 97kg.
3) I was bald by 23.
4) I have a mole, people mistake for my nose.
6) I was called "kickstand" in the locker room in high school.
7) Ironically, it's because I'm hung like a field mouse
8) Today, I lost another of my front teeth.
9) I keep my beard well maintained, but I'm clueless about my mustache. So, it really confuses folks, because it hangs down to my chest, even though my beard looks amazing.
10) The last time I saw my feet, it was because they starred in a fairly successful adult film.
2) I'm 214lb or 97kg.
3) I was bald by 23.
4) I have a mole, people mistake for my nose.
6) I was called "kickstand" in the locker room in high school.
7) Ironically, it's because I'm hung like a field mouse
8) Today, I lost another of my front teeth.
9) I keep my beard well maintained, but I'm clueless about my mustache. So, it really confuses folks, because it hangs down to my chest, even though my beard looks amazing.
10) The last time I saw my feet, it was because they starred in a fairly successful adult film.
41-45, M
