Punster McpunsteinOnce I got told I wasn't doing the dishes correctly and I replied, "man this plate is so clean, you could eat off it!"
I Love PunsQ: What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store? A: Guardians of the Galaxy ๐๐๐๐๐
I Love Puns This killed me ๐๐๐ I really caribou you I'm a loon when you're a whale It's hard for me to bear, because I love you so deer I really caribou you You're salmon special to me You give porpoise to my life I dolphin thinking of you, I wolf forget I...See More ยป
I Love Puns"Is it really August or are you Julying to me" I spent a few minutes laughing over this, I think I need coffee ๐
I Love PunsI think Santa has riverfront property in Brazil. All our presents came from Amazon last year! ๐
I Love PunsMost of the time I don't trust stairs....... Because I feel they're always up to something ๐