I Often Say Things That Sound Dirty Without Meaning To
That's Not What I Meant, Jeez!... [b]A few days ago me and my group cooked hot dogs in my cooking class, but we didn't have any hot dog buns so we had to use those small burger buns instead. So we did and of course, my weenie was sticking out from the bun and I can't open my mouth too wide because I've been having a lot of pain in my jaw. A cavity maybe, but anyway.
So I started eating the hot dog from the parts where the weenie was sticking out of the bun first and two guys in my group, Efren and Jacob, were looking at me all weird. Then Jacob asks me why I'm eating my hot dog that way and I say, "The weenie is too big for my bun!" So Jacob and Efren start laughing so hard and I was just like, "What?!" And stay that way for a while. And since I couldn't open my mouth wide enough for my hot dog, I was eating it really weird. Jacob kept telling me to just shove it all in and I tried to but I wound up gagging on it, which made them laugh even harder. I had no idea what was going on. And then I hear Efren say, "Sorry, I'm thinking of it in a sick-minded way."
Awkward...
And then a couple of months ago, I was in class and somebody was texting and texting me so my phone was vibrating like crazy. It got to the point where I actually reached in my pocket for my phone but then the teacher stood next to me and said he would be taking phones away so I didn't take it out. And my friend Brian sits next to me and he's really sick minded. And as soon as the teacher walks away, I say, "Darn, I was just about to pull it out and now it's vibrating like crazy in there!" Of course, I was talking about my phone and I was surprised at how hard he started laughing. I had no idea why until he told the whole class what I said and people explained to me why it sounded so wrong.
And this week, I was talking to my best friend and I was really hyper (which is rare for me at times) and I was trying to annoy her and she kept making faces so I asked her, "Aww, am I annoying you?" And she said, "Nope. To be honest, I actually prefer you that way than to just have you sulking all the time." And then the next day in class, I went extra hyper and again, she started making faces and she actually started to tell me to calm down and I suddenly say out loud in front of the whole class, "But I thought you said you liked me that way!" That sounded sooooooo wrong, lol. I accidentally embarrassed the both of us, lol. Especially her!
I've said many things that sounded wrong. There are too many to type. I say a new one every day, lol.[/b]
So I started eating the hot dog from the parts where the weenie was sticking out of the bun first and two guys in my group, Efren and Jacob, were looking at me all weird. Then Jacob asks me why I'm eating my hot dog that way and I say, "The weenie is too big for my bun!" So Jacob and Efren start laughing so hard and I was just like, "What?!" And stay that way for a while. And since I couldn't open my mouth wide enough for my hot dog, I was eating it really weird. Jacob kept telling me to just shove it all in and I tried to but I wound up gagging on it, which made them laugh even harder. I had no idea what was going on. And then I hear Efren say, "Sorry, I'm thinking of it in a sick-minded way."
Awkward...
And then a couple of months ago, I was in class and somebody was texting and texting me so my phone was vibrating like crazy. It got to the point where I actually reached in my pocket for my phone but then the teacher stood next to me and said he would be taking phones away so I didn't take it out. And my friend Brian sits next to me and he's really sick minded. And as soon as the teacher walks away, I say, "Darn, I was just about to pull it out and now it's vibrating like crazy in there!" Of course, I was talking about my phone and I was surprised at how hard he started laughing. I had no idea why until he told the whole class what I said and people explained to me why it sounded so wrong.
And this week, I was talking to my best friend and I was really hyper (which is rare for me at times) and I was trying to annoy her and she kept making faces so I asked her, "Aww, am I annoying you?" And she said, "Nope. To be honest, I actually prefer you that way than to just have you sulking all the time." And then the next day in class, I went extra hyper and again, she started making faces and she actually started to tell me to calm down and I suddenly say out loud in front of the whole class, "But I thought you said you liked me that way!" That sounded sooooooo wrong, lol. I accidentally embarrassed the both of us, lol. Especially her!
I've said many things that sounded wrong. There are too many to type. I say a new one every day, lol.[/b]
