I Am Stupid

Here's a tip..if you're going to build a MAHOOSIVE fire pit under NO circumstances do so in a bedroom. At some point you realise it ain't going to come OUT of the bedroom..and that the legs went on first and it took an hour to build. Uh DUH!!
Oh fk it..I always wanted to toast marshmallows from the comfort of my own bed. This was meant To BE.
(Keep the fire fighters on standby. Preferably tall rugged and bearded ones. Half naked. With a massive hose)
Why ME????