*steps out of the shadows behind you; you turn around and get the shock of your life; I french kiss you then disappear back into the shadows*

Sounds kinda hot...in a novel

i pull a knife as you kiss me and cut your throat you fall to the ground gasping for air i steal your coat and hat and run away un seen hows that fora plot twist

ohhh.. I guess the mace never hurt you then!

if youre going to at least do more or some, cannot half way kill me then leave

Do you want your gum back???

You have a typo, you get the shock of your life after you meet my stun gun 😰

Really bewildered because there's a wall behind me.

i just got sexually assaulted by Snoop Depp and i liked it

*practices self defence and breaks your nose

😟😳