I Love Storytelling

Once upon a time there was a woman, who woke up, checked her messages, decided she needed a shower, got dressed, ditched Starbucks, actually made some oatmeal to eat for breakfast, worked worked worked worked worked, had BBQ chicken with mashed taters and green beans for lunch, got sick, went home early, ate some Campbell's with club crackers and stalked SW. She's pending sleepy time. The end.