I Am Facinated By Human Behavior

So after finishing lunch I’m in line at the men’s room waiting for a stall to become available - one guy is ahead of me. There are four adult sized urinals and one kids size which as you know is lower. The kid using that one is done and walks away. The guy in front of me steps forward, stops, looks at the stall then turns to me and says “you wanna use that one? go ahead”
I’m taller than he is!!!
Not being concerned about the kind of urinal, I did! He started talking to his buddy two stalls down making reference to the urinal’s height...
This guy was intimidated at the thought of using a kid’s stall!!

I came *that* close to saying something like “ah it’s nice to have one that accommodates the old fire hose...”


People - sheesh.