I have an itch on my leg...

But it's under the cat.😖

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SW-User

Wait! I just had an epiphany! Move the cat! I'm a genius..

UnderLockDown · M

@SW-User I can't!! It's partial feline paralysis. I can't disturb her.😽🤗

Slydittyn · 56-60, M

That'll be the fleas then 😂

UnderLockDown · M

@Slydittyn She does not have fleas.

GLITTER · 36-40, F

Itch the cat and he will itch you

UnderLockDown · M

@GLITTER That nail flex isn't exactly right for this.😽😆

Slydittyn · 56-60, M

It was only me trying to be funny 🙂

UnderLockDown · M

@Slydittyn 😊 I know, it's cool.

NightsWatch · M

Fleas

UnderLockDown · M

@NightsWatch She does not have fleas!!

NightsWatch · M

@UnderLockDown worms?

UnderLockDown · M

@NightsWatch No, I don't think worms would make my leg itch, being internal and all. It was just an itch. A partial feline paralysis itch. It was there simply because I didn't want to move the cat.🤷‍♂️

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