Men are expecting gifts for Valentines day?

Why not? A nice little handmade card, maybe some flowers (that you stole off someone's grave site), a bottle of your piss, and a fleshlight filled with broken glass and lube...

I didn't realize boys actually cared about this holiday until my boy said "your favorite flowers are camellias, right? That's funny, since your name is Camellia. Ha. Yeah. Well, my favorite is carnations. If you didn't know" 😂 a not very subtle hint that boys can also appreciate flowers on the holidays. He definitely appreciated the meal I made more though haha

Actually, it's more of a mans holiday since it's to honor Saint Valentine who (supposedly) drove the snakes out of Ireland.

Truth is, the "snake" represents ancient wisdom/knowledge of the Druids Christian zealots tried to destroy.

They made it for me to feel utterly shit and lonely

No, just want to be around her.

I always get one.

Smh

Men tend to expect carnal themed gifts, on the upside, they don't cost you much.

Most men are happy with a little 'How's your father'

Itd actually a holiday based off an ancient Saint

Did you say chocolate 🤭

Men like chocolate too!

No, it’s for [b]lovers[/b]. Both genders.