You know you’re an adult when...

I got excited about changing out a toilet seat last week. It was so shiny and clean.

You get excited because there's a good sale on washing detergents

Me, I eat foods I don’t necessarily love because they’re healthy, go to doctor appointments because I need to. I take care of the things I must because no one else will. 🤔

70% of people my age (30) have been married for 5 years or more.