I know that this will probably get lost in the comments but

sometimes when I’m home alone I like to go out in my garden and cover myself with dirt and pretend that I’m a carrot. 🥕🙂

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User41 · 36-40, M

Somtimes I like to cover myself in Vaseline an pretend I’m a wax figure of myself.

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Teggy

😂🤣😂🤣 this is the funniest shit I've read today and thank you 😂🤣🤣😂🤣

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SW-User

Nice!!

SW-User

Ooohhhhh, do you pretend to be other vegetables too?

I’m a potatoe

Cool.

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