You ever wake up one morning... And it's as if over night your ass simply doesn't fit in to any...

water retention

Hmm. Maybe that weight's been creeping on little by little, only to be noticed when it's crossed that panties-not-fitting boundary?!

Elegy · 46-50

Guuuuuurl!

You know it!

You [i]need [/i]to be takin' your ass to the Jenny Craig.

That didn’t happen just one morning.. that’s a month of KFC and PlayStation

kate21 · 26-30, F

I’m positive it’s my pants and not me.

MrSmooTh · 31-35, M

You have to stop saying things like this.

Yea!😲 What the hell is up with that?😲

FattyMcFatts · 46-50, M

You need new pants.

Quizzical · 46-50, M

A similar issue...

Degbeme · 70-79, M

ah ... no.

Jbbfan · 51-55, M

This is confusing to me I need to see a photo?

TJNewton · M

God pambi at times your hilarious 😂