How did you realize that you've gotten old?

I'm going to more funerals..😒

I cannot see, i cannot pee. I cannot chew, i cannot screw. My memory shrinks, my hearing stinks,. No sense of smell, i look like hell,. My body's drooping, got troble pooping. The golden years have come at last, the golden years can kiss my ass.

This is a joke, but it applies.

By the way people began treating me.

When young people started getting on my nerves and I wanted to kill them. JK about the killing part. Maybe. lol

When the parents started giving me funny looks when I play on the slippery dip.

Im not entirely old ye

Soo many factors