I Wish I Had A FWB

just a shame, in my situation, I am married, but the wife is too focused on her 2 dogs and her nose stuck in a computer watching you tube videos, she can't even go to bed without having a dog next to her in bed if the government would change a law allowing you to marry your pet, she'd probably divorce me in a heartbeat and marry one of her dogs, due to this we haven't been intimate in about 1 year and now find myself looking for a fwb to share needs with