Working on Christmas

I can't wait for all of the stupid commentary from customers this christmas.

" it's a shame you can't spend time with your family today."
jokes on you I have no family

"It's a shame you have to work today."
I'm here because you are just saying.

"It's too bad they make you work on christmas."
Meh I was raised in the shinto religion and I get paid extra today so I'm not torn up about it.

Can't people just keep their traps shut?