I Used to Get the Cane At School

yep it's a rod for their own backs

@meJess: that'll stop them being forward(s)

@meJess: omg just when i think youve said the ultimate funny response you come up with something better :)

@meJess: ah, I had to take a punt on that

then we are poles apart

Really ? why didnt you understand the cane then ?

@ZiggyStardust: I did not get the explanation. Very non-sequitur.

@uncalled4: Private Benjamin lives next door but one to Bob Cryer from The Bill. I once saw him crouching down behind a sycamore tree and using his nose as an Allen Key to release a starving rat.”
Thats Very non-sequitur just for you :)