What is your profession?

I'm a retired legal secretary.

I've only had one job: dance club hostess. I greet, look pretty, and get people excited.

I sit and look pretty

I am a doctor

Engineering

Midwife and a Social worker

I solve problems no one knows they have.

This was actually part of my performance review one year long ago, and it is both accurate and a bit sad.

Human Resources Business Partner and UIF Specialist

I’m a rahanni practitioner :)

full-time Snail Jockey

Lunacy PHD

Boring. 😴

hooker

🥱🛌

Financial advisor

Postmates driver