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I Am Short

And it sucks shit. Especially being 4'8 and 22 years old. I hate being picked up constantly. Tall ladies need to stop bitching and complaining about being tall because I KILL the be tall.

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xixgun · M

When someone picks you up, whisper softly to them, "Put me down or I'm taking your left eye."

xixgun · M

@xixgun Or slap their ears with the flat of your hand as hard as possible (Yes, you ARE attempting to permanently deafen them)