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I Am Short

One of my co-workers the other day put my water bottle at the highest level on a shelf and said "entertain me imp." I picked him up and used him as one of those grabby claw things. He was reluctant to be used as grabby claw tool, so I used him as a bat instead and knocked my water bottle down with his head. I may be short but I am strong, stubborn and not afraid turn tall people into human tools.

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sighmeupforthat · 46-50, M

ah, that's harassment on the job.

i'd report that grunt to his superiors.

Neiromatheous · 31-35, M

@sighmeupforthat I'm not concerned with all that, if he pulls shit like that again I will just use him as a grabby tool again. If he pulls it on someone else I will still use him as a grabby tool. Or if he's stubborn, a bat. He might have to purchase himself a helmet.

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Neiromatheous · 31-35, M

@Hugosfbay I'm actually not too sure, I haven't measured my height since I was 15. But when I was 15 I was about 5'6. I haven't grown too much since then so I'm probably still around that height.

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