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Two old soccer players were talking one day. Wondering if they played soccer in heaven so they both agreed whoever died first would come back and tell the other
Two week later one of them dies and the next night the other friend hears a voice
Joe, joe wake up it鈥檚 me bill
He wakes up to see his old friend sat on his bed
Bill hey, so come on do they play soccer in heaven
Bill looks at him and says
Well I鈥檝e good news and bad news about that
The good news is yes we play every day and have lots of leagues
The bad news is your in goal tomorrow
MontanamanM
I'm highly allergic to poison ivy.
One time...
I got poison ivy soooo bad,
That I got it on my brain...

And the Only way that I could scratch it?

Was to think about sandpaper.馃槀
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