It never fails to astound me how patients can enter a building..walk past fifty million signs saying “DO NOT ENTER WITHOUT A FACE COVERING”..

Enter the building to be greeted by people wearing full PPE and the first words out of their mouth are “do you want me to wear a mask?”
EVERY SODDING TIME
No of course we don’t you fuckwit..PPE IS MY KINK..come along in naked and sweaty with a hacking cough and CORONA ME UP FOR CHRISTMAS BAYBEE.
Okay I got it out I’m fine now