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I try my best not to be racist but I legit hate Sugandese people.

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Who are they? Where are they come from?
@BlueMetalChick oooh 😄😄
BlueMetalChick · 26-30, F
@YukikoAmagi My favorite one of these jokes is to ask someone what Phineas and Ferb's sister's name is. When they say Candice, you reply with "but Candice dick fit in your mouth?"
@BlueMetalChick you're good with playing words 😄
SW-User
I was ready with popcorn but then I read the comments 😆
MasterofNone · 26-30, M
Who are Sugandese people ?
MasterofNone · 26-30, M
@BlueMetalChick Ah thanks but that doesn't defend me very well. I know about neither of those.

And I thought Sugandese had something to do with people of Sudan. 🤔
BlueMetalChick · 26-30, F
@MasterofNone "Ligma" is a fake illness. People say "Hey did you hear that famous actor died of ligma?" and when the person asks what ligma is, you say "Ligma balls" as in, lick my balls.

And Sawcon is the same thing. It's supposed to sound like a convention, like comic con or wizard con. So you say "I had a lot of fun as Saw Con the other day" and when asked what Saw Con is, the response is "Sawcon this dick."

My personal favorite is to ask someone what Phineas and Ferb's sister's name is. Her name is Candice, and when the person says it, you say "But Candice dick fit in your mouth."
MasterofNone · 26-30, M
@BlueMetalChick LOL 😂
BlueMetalChick · 26-30, F
@5thApprentice You probably already know this joke lol
5thApprentice · 31-35, M
@BlueMetalChick I've heard similar ones and just reading sugandese, I know where its going 😂
Amylynne · 31-35, F
do you mean Sudanese?
BlueMetalChick · 26-30, F
@Amylynne No, I meant Sugandese. It's not a real thing, it's part of a silly joke where someone says "what's Sugandese" and you say "Sugandese nuts" cos it sounds like "suck on these nuts."
Amylynne · 31-35, F
@BlueMetalChick face palm

im such a nerd
JavaJoe · 51-55, M
I’ve never met a Sugandese I didn’t like. Mainly because I’ve never met a Sugandese. 😂
BlueMetalChick · 26-30, F
@JavaJoe Neither have I. Sugandese isn't really an ethnicity, it's a word play lol
JavaJoe · 51-55, M
@BlueMetalChick Ahhhh!!!! Well I wasn’t sure of that. 😂😂
BlueMetalChick · 26-30, F
@JavaJoe It's one of those "deez nuts" jokes. You say something about Sugandese people and someone says "What's Sugandese?" to which you reply "Sugandese nuts." Cos it sounds like "suck on these nuts."

There's also the fake illness "ligma." Someone says "Hey did hear that famous actor died of ligma?" and when they ask what ligma is, you say "ligma balls."
JaggedLittlePill · 46-50, F
This doesn't work as well as others. I mean..I can't even pronounce it properly to sound like it is supposed to. 😂😂 I was thinking sugar people. Hahha, thank gord I am not the only one confused here!
BlueMetalChick · 26-30, F
@JaggedLittlePill Yeah it definitely works better in live conversation when you can pronounce it as "suh-gahn-deez".
CrustyDDingus · 36-40, M
Man, I was gonna pull a Sugandese prince scam then I scrolled down. 😂
Dan509 · 26-30, M
How dare you. We are a proud people and I will not tolerate the good name of the Sugandese people tarnished by a Suganaphob!

 
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