Why does the devil beat his wife?

Thats what the bitch gets for over cooking my steak

Be sure he is an evil bastard. That's who he is.

Devil doesn't have a wife

bright and sunny out?

The devil has a wife?

she made his life hell

Satan doesn’t beat me

The same damn reason someone posts about wife beating - too selfcentred to care or even think it hurts or brings back trauma to anyone.