If you are in the mood to masturbate do you keep it quick and easy or not quick and messy?

I have been really wanting a good long pleasurable session but I am not in the mood to clean up afterwards.

Lol.. I am a little bit on the insane side. Tie downs that I can put on and take off. A Hitachi magic wand that I can get to pulse for a set amount of time. "Really wish that I could find something that randomly controls the speed." Then braces that add more restrictive than just ropes. A sensory deprivation hood so I can't hear or see. Usually some ear buds for relaxing music. And an enema system that will inflate so you don't leak. I like to… [+]