I sexually identify as a tomato

I sexually Identify as a tomato. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of being buried in the ground waiting to be eaten by a human. People say to me that a person being a tomato is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. My skin color is the most beautiful red ever, and the liquid that comes out of me is very tasty. From now on I want you guys to call me "Tom Ato" and respect my right to bury myself alive. If you can't accept me you're a lycopersicoaphobe and need to check your human privilege. Thank you for being so understanding. #RedLivesMatter