I Want a Mute Button That Works On People

I had to do it! I come here to relax and waste time.. I never argued with these people but they irritate me with their behaviour.. wanting one thing but behaving in such a way they aren't going to get it.. I did try to explain to them.... but they are still doing it.. and i think in cases like that the only way they will learn is by eventually waking up and realising they are the problem and so only they can be the solution...
I don't block people, other than rarely, and i don't mute people - these are the first...It's a relief :P