President Donald Trump invited the Pope for lunch on his mega yacht, the Pope accepted and during lunch

a puff of wind blew the Pontiff's hat
Off, right into the water. It floated off about 50 feet, then the wind
Died down and it just floated in place. The crew and the secret service
Were scrambling to launch a boat to go get it, when Trump waved them
Off, saying "Never mind, boys, I'll get it."

The Donald climbed over the side of the yacht, walked on the water to
The hat, picked it up, walked back on the water, climbed into the yacht,
And handed the Pope his hat.

The crew was speechless. The security team and the Pope's entourage were
Speechless. No one knew what to say, not even the Pope.
But that afternoon, NBC,CBS, ABC, MSNBC, and CNN reported:

"TRUMP CAN'T SWIM!"

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Ambroseguy80 · 51-55, M Best Comment

Typical negative media spin...

Ambroseguy80 · 51-55, M

Thanks for BA

Xuan12 · 31-35, M

You know the interesting thing is that people tell this joke over and over again, and the most deceptive part of it is that Trump can do anything impressive. Healthcare? Failed. Travel ban? Failed. National Security Advisor? Oh, he was on foreign payroll...resigened....failed. Press secretary? Oh wow that guy...failed. Russia and NATO? He didn't see those coming, even though everyone told him too. Failed. Wiretapping claims? Failed. Concessions from China? That didn't happen...failed. Border wall? Yeah turns out it's going to be a mixture of wall, fence, and virtual surveillance...in other words, the same thing it is now. Failed. Oh, and the Federal Reserve...now Trump has decided he actually likes the low interest rates and Janet Yellen! Failed...if you bought into his campaign rhetoric anyway. Oh, same with the Import-Export Bank, hated it at first, likes it now. Hope nobody was backing that campaign plank. Oh, and how it took 3 months before the chairman of the Joint Cheifs of Staff was regularly invited to national security meetings, yeah that was weird.

So anyway, in light of all that. The joke should go something more like: Trump jumped in and flailed frantically for a few minutes, gasping water. Everyone on the boat smiled and waited patiently for him to succeed, because only 5 minutes ago he had assured them he's the best swimmer in the world, and that he could have won more gold medals than Michael Phelps, except he didn't want to because Olympic Gold doesn't have "Trump" stamped into it. But as he stopped moving and his skin went pale, Sean Spicer showed up to assure everyone that Trump is just joking at the moment, and he'll tweet us later after Fox & Friends.

ReaperofTime · 46-50, M

More like. Hes so fulla shit ...he floats

melovemycats · 26-30, F

This is so true, oh my God 😂

GailCob · F

An old one but a goody. I first heard it about an 30 years ago referring to an obscure New Zealand Prime Minister call Robert Muldoon (not a name you could make up)