If someone suggests "if life gives you lemons, make lemonade..."

It's a free pass to bury them in the garden, smug bastards, not that I've done that

Freeze those suckers and throw them at people who say this to you...

If life gives you lemons, squeeze them in somebody's eyes.

What if they promise to never say that to you again. Not sure I would enjoy being dropped kicked!!

[c=#359E00]well it would be a sour thing to do[/c]

Yes.

Be more poetics to make real lemonade then hold their head under said lemonade.

No