The President's hair?

LMFAO!!!!!!!!

At least the bird has enough sense to wear his hair with a sensible pair of dangly earrings.

It isn't that brittle.

His hands are soooooo small. According to his ex wife Marla Maples she never saw him naked. He always insisted on being under the covers as she went into the bathroom to get ready for his small hands when she got into bed with him.

She is quoted as telling this