Hey I'm a 5'7" Indian karate ninja who loves chasing little boys and beating grown men up

At least your more creative than the martial arts girl !!!

Of course I'll be your friend.

Hmm.... Does this require a Linkin Park lyric? :?

Only if you have a photo of yourself 30 seconds before you snapped someones neck. Otherwise how will we know youre legit?

pfft, I' a 4'3" Fijian Llap Goch yakuza who loves chasing ninjas and beating up small plants, I can't see how we could be friends

So much shade lol

She didn't even show up on my feed this time, I just know about it from everyone's reactions!

Where's your photo, just before"it" happened and plus no stories about kindergarten

Are you trying to cut me from your SW life? ☺

Yeah. Just don't poop in your pants because it's gross

Nah, you havent killed anybody yet ...

Yes every day on the week

I'd be honoured

Hawt..

Besties?

beat me