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You are about to eat your thanksgiving turkey and..

A vegan friend of yours shows up and lectures you how bad it is. What would you do?

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LadyWioness · 56-60, F

Eat it as they lecture me. Don't mess with a wioness and her meat!💋

ElusiveReclusive · F

I have to say, I understand what it's like to be vegan and to see animal products being eaten but it's really not a persons place to impose their views. I don't understand why so many people comment retaliation though, that's a bit shit

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ElusiveReclusive · F

@ragingfire: yea, I honestly keep it to myself but it comes up at dinners or restaurants. Then there are the follow up questions, the lectures I get and then the memes I'm constantly tagged in. I laugh with them but then when someone gets me when I'm in a bad mood I come close to being like "ooh FUCK OFF!!!" So it really does go both ways ;)

SW-User

Making fun of vegans is not something I get either. Memes are fine, but some meat eater on forums take it way too far. I'm not vegan, but any kinda comment of lifestyle is not necessary. We just need to focus on our own. @ElusiveReclusive:

ElusiveReclusive · F

Yes beautifully said @ragingfire:

Fungirlmmm · 51-55, F

Stand up, go to the drawer where I keep my duct tape. Walk over to friend and show them the roll and say shut up or else. I would sit back down and eat my turkey and dressing and if they spoke they would get the duct tape.

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SW-User

@Fungirlmmm: yes, I don't get it when people knock on your doors just to tell you want to do.

Fungirlmmm · 51-55, F

I'm fine as long as people stay out of my business.

SW-User

So am I, that's one of the biggest reason why I moved down south. No one knows me here to bother me@Fungirlmmm:

KISR93FM

Eat my share and his share of the turkey. 🦃

VioletShadows · 51-55, F

Tell them to stop focusing on the one non-vegan option and help themselves, to stuffing, sweet potatoes, green beans, cranberry sauce, and all the other things!

SW-User

Nice host you are.

SW-User

Show them the gizzard bag.

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vader2112 · 46-50, M

@Phaedra: OMG Yikes! Lesson learned.

SW-User

@vader2112: Truth! Now the only way to eat a turkey dinner is deep fried and wrapped in bacon!

vader2112 · 46-50, M

@Phaedra:! Actually not a turkey fan, but that sounds delicious! If given the choice between traditional turkey and Chinese... I'd be happier eating Chinese takeout!

SW-User

Take a big slow bite out of the turkey right infront of them while maintaining eye contact...

SW-User

Hahahaha, funny as hell. That would be something to work.

ElusiveReclusive · F

Don't listen to anyone and do what you want (I'm vegan right and I wouldn't tell anyone what to do because I'm not a C word)

Rutterman · 46-50, M

Tell them nobody gives a fuck and start eating.

Unlearn · 41-45, M

I will quit being friends...cold turkey.

AcidBurn

Put a second turkey in the oven.

LivAbit · 46-50, M

Point out that the reason vegetarians live longer, is because eventually people stop inviting their pretentious asses anywhere. People who never leave home are never exposed to car wrecks, shootings, germs, etc. 😂

SW-User

Hahahaha, never leaving home make sense.

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Nefarious · 26-30, M

Boop them on the lip with a drumstick

LadyWioness · 56-60, F

😆

SW-User

this planet needs more people like you.

LovelyGorilla · 22-25, F

ask them to eat a snickers and kick them out

SW-User

I'm vegan but I would get mad at them tbh

SW-User

start frying some bacon to add.

SW-User

eat it right in front of them.

Picklebobble · 56-60, M

[quote]Well. Nice of you to drop by. See you ![/quote]

TheProphet · M

Tell them to leave.

SW-User

tell them to grab something from the fridge and stop telling me how i need to eat, or get out and don't come back until they can learn to not talk about such ridiculous crap at a time meant to get together and celebrate.

BrightLight750 · 56-60, M

I probably would not have a friend that would seek to impose their personal views on others. They could have a bowl of vegetables and sit at the table provided they shut up and don't spoil the party for the rest of us.

bijouxbroussard · F

My vegetarian mother will be the one cooking the turkey (although she seldom indulges). So while even my vegan friends wouldn't be rude enough to say anything, if someone did, Mom would politely send them home with veggies and cranberry sauce in a "doggie bag". 😄