You are about to eat your thanksgiving turkey and.. A vegan friend of yours shows up and...

LadyWioness · 56-60, F

Eat it as they lecture me. Don't mess with a wioness and her meat!💋

Tell them to stop focusing on the one non-vegan option and help themselves, to stuffing, sweet potatoes, green beans, cranberry sauce, and all the other things!

ElusiveReclusive · F

Don't listen to anyone and do what you want (I'm vegan right and I wouldn't tell anyone what to do because I'm not a C word)

SW-User

Show them the gizzard bag.

KISR93FM

Eat my share and his share of the turkey. 🦃

Fungirlmmm · 51-55, F

Stand up, go to the drawer where I keep my duct tape. Walk over to friend and show them the roll and say shut up or else. I would sit back down and eat my turkey and dressing and if they spoke they would get the duct tape.

AcidBurn

Put a second turkey in the oven.

Picklebobble · 56-60, M

Well. Nice of you to drop by. See you !

Unlearn · 41-45, M

I will quit being friends...cold turkey.

SW-User

start frying some bacon to add.

TheProphet · M

Tell them to leave.

SW-User

Take a big slow bite out of the turkey right infront of them while maintaining eye contact...

SW-User

eat it right in front of them.

SW-User

I'm vegan but I would get mad at them tbh

ElusiveReclusive · F

I have to say, I understand what it's like to be vegan and to see animal products being eaten but it's really not a persons place to impose their views. I don't understand why so many people comment retaliation though, that's a bit shit

bijouxbroussard · F

My vegetarian mother will be the one cooking the turkey (although she seldom indulges). So while even my vegan friends wouldn't be rude enough to say anything, if someone did, Mom would politely send them home with veggies and cranberry sauce in a "doggie bag". 😄

vader2112 · 46-50, M

Ask for more turkey.

SW-User

offer them a drumstick!

BrightLight750 · 56-60, M

I probably would not have a friend that would seek to impose their personal views on others. They could have a bowl of vegetables and sit at the table provided they shut up and don't spoil the party for the rest of us.

SW-User

Unfriend them

Sharon4now · M

i don't associate with those types of people.

LivAbit · 46-50, M

Point out that the reason vegetarians live longer, is because eventually people stop inviting their pretentious asses anywhere. People who never leave home are never exposed to car wrecks, shootings, germs, etc. 😂

ScarletWitch · 31-35, F

Get out

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Nefarious · 26-30, M

Boop them on the lip with a drumstick

Rutterman · 46-50, M

Tell them nobody gives a fuck and start eating.

LovelyGorilla · 26-30, F

ask them to eat a snickers and kick them out

TamTenn · 26-30

Tell them to piss off and continue eating. Its my food and my life!!!! 🦃😄

SW-User

tell them to grab something from the fridge and stop telling me how i need to eat, or get out and don't come back until they can learn to not talk about such ridiculous crap at a time meant to get together and celebrate.

katielass · F

Smack him/her upside the head and say eat that.

Datdudeblack · 36-40, M

eat my turkey wing and burp in their face lol

Gh0s1

Its based on the massacre and rape of an entire people anyway. Fuck the turkey.