Do you think that your copy in a alternate universe is sitting there wasting time just like you are doing right now?

Man! I've memorized that! Give me page number and paragraph and I can give you verbatim in less time than it takes to say, "google"!!!!!11

no doubt and probably is using the wood spoon joke... but theirs may look like this:

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Only if they have internet in that alternate universe.

He's probably ruling the whole galaxy with an iron fist.

No, she'd definitely be more productive. :/

No, but I'm sure she's an extrovert

Yeah probably

no im not