How long can you sit on your toilet bowl?

depends on what I'm avoiding

Long enough...long enough

Until my phone battery runs out :P although legs go numb after a while

Long long time

About 20 minutes then I get numb.

2-5 minutes

Till the red ring appears

we were playing cards one night and a friend (inebriated on the water of life (whiskey)) went to the bathroom at 4am
he fell asleep on the toilet for 3 hours

he had a red ring toilet seat mark on his butt for a week later... hehe

;)

Dont know really 🤔

you mean... I can get off this thing?!?!